Mmmmmm, dinner

So, what with all this talk of cuisine and the like my mind has been full of the culinary delights that I might expect or arrange for this evenings family meal. Just now, wandering into the kitchen after a day at the office I noticed that the oven was already on and loaded.

Oooo I remarked to my good lady, what's in the oven.

Fish fingers and chips she replied.

Oh, and what's in the bottom oven? I asked, thinking that I could see a dish of some kind.

Nothing, why?

I thought it might contain something a little more, and here I paused, sophisticated.

I'm doing beans as well was her casual and perfectly delivered response.

Surrounded by comedians I am.