Best amazon book review of the week

For Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book:

My name is jue kwe je master ninja of the 5th dragon clan and I must say that this book is by far the most accurate description on the ninja way i have ever come across. It is a true masterpiece. Several of the chapters sound as if they were written by ninja warriors of the past. The description, the art, the magic that is real ultimate power is unmatched in any other book. Please take my word as ninja master this is the only book you need!