Your tagging problems solved

Hey fella! Feeling down? Ashamed? Embarrassed?

It’s not easy being an electronically tagged offender these days, especially to a fashion conscious streetwise person like yourself. Grey plastic is so suburbia.

Your mates are looking at you like you are some kind of office worker or something. Your girlfriend has left you for your best mate. The people you meet down the pub have stopped giving you the kind of respect you deserve. Man, the government was right; being a tagged offender is no walk in the park.

Here at StreetWise Industries we understand the problems faced by a player such as yourself. We know all about the shortcomings of the standard government issue offender tag and have poured all our resources and best people into solving the problem for you.

Introducing the StreetWise Industries - RESPECT MKIII Street Tag.

It has a click counter so that you can keep tabs on the number of offences you commit in any particular day, indexed to an integrated personal information management system. A diary, so you never miss that appointment with your community personal liaison officer. A foldable knife cleverly hidden in the strap and yes, it can even be used to tell the time.

Why not take the plunge and order your very own StreetWise Industries - RESPECT MKIII Street Tag today? It’s a snip at only £120 (any denomination, used notes only please).

StreetWise Industries - Stylish tagging for the 21st century offender.