Country sports

I understand that there is no better time than the present to make that move from the city into the countryside. Country folk seem to have decided to abolish all Labour MPs from their communities, promising to hound them whenever and wherever they do encroach.

Then again, vermin have never really been welcome in the sticks so it comes as no great surprise.

Heh, just noticed this up on the Adam Smith Institute blog:

If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.