May 18, 2005
Dear blogosphere
Two of my close friends are actively working under contract within a government department helping them to implement their ID card scheme. What should I do? Best answers may well get implemented next time I am in their company and within a particular range (usually coloured red) on my drunkometer.
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Posted by John at May 18, 2005 10:11 AM | TrackBackIt depends whether they are any good at their job, if this scheme follows normal government practise it will have staffing of
51% managers
44% incompetents
5% useful
and one cleaner with TB and no work permit
anyone in the first and last groups should be encouraged
You shouldn't have any close friends who are prepared to compromise themselves to such an extent.
I am ashamed for you.
Drop them immediately. Refuse to speak to them.
Posted by: Andrew Duffin at May 18, 2005 12:22 PMGo here and sign the petition http://www.pledgebank.com/no2id and when you are done you will be presented with some No2ID cards that you can print off. Produce hundreds of them and while they are hungover go and wallpaper their cars using these cards and super-glue.
Posted by: Gareth at May 18, 2005 02:26 PMIf you cannot convert them to our cause, therby giving us a powerful weapon of sabotage, then you have no choice my friend.
They must be eliminated as enemies of the nation.
Mind control pills. Once we have them in our power, we can sabotage the project at will, and on our own terms.
Posted by: Andrew at May 18, 2005 03:10 PMIf you watch the 1932 documentary "White Zombie", I think you'll pick up one or two tips from Bela Lugosi on how to make your friends more... shall we say open to persuasion?
Posted by: Citizen Stuart at May 20, 2005 11:56 PMYou need to be pumping them for information, and then posting it on your site.
Posted by: Scott Campbell at Blithering Bunny at May 22, 2005 07:27 PM
