Tories, what a funny lot

It's amusing really. A whole bunch of Conservatives defect from the Tory party to the UKIP only to be branded racists by the new Tory leader. This includes your host by the way who has been experimenting with UKIP voting in the hope that it would send some kind of message to the Tories. Well, message sent and response received. Nice.

I'm sure Peter Lilley MP will won't worry a jot about losing the votes of individuals such as myself, though I wish the Tory party would stop sending me all that information about local events, lunches, coffee mornings and dinner parties with posh after dinner speakers. I mean, why bother courting racists. I'd only turn up in my jack boots and start spouting nonsense that has no basis in fact and that's insulting to various groups of people. Hang on a minute, isn't that exactly the kind of behaviour that is being showcased by the New Tory leader?

Right then. I'm off to parliament to lobby to have my family sent back home to where they came from. I never did understand my mother; she talks funny and takes jobs from the locals.