The conservative message is not getting through

So, there I was this morning, sitting at the bottom of the stairs putting my shoes on when my good Lady suggested that I take my poling card with me to work so that I might vote on the way home. Good idea, so while we both hunted around for the cards we chatted about the moment of utter pointlessness that lay ahead.

”So who are you going to vote for?” she requested.

”Oh, for the first time I’m not 100% sure. It depends on who is standing really. If UKIP are there I’ll probably go for them, perhaps the EDP if someone is standing for them. I might even spoil my ballot with Guido had the right idea, What’s the fucking point or English Parliament! or some such. How about you?”

”Well, you know so much more than me about these things. I’ll probably just vote conservatory.”

How we laughed.

”You won’t put this up on your web site will you?”, she said.